Friday, December 7, 2007

How To Eat Well With No Change To Spend

Wish to eat well for next to nothing? Of course you do, here's how to do it, first select a shop that is always out of or low on small change, quite easy to do round here, small change is rarer than gold-dust.

Bearing in mind that Xmas is round the bend (sorry corner) and has been since last March. That the young devils (sorry children) love sweets, so buying for said festive period puts a strain (or is it drain?) on resources, their stockings, pillow cases, even quilt covers in some cases can be padded with free sweets, by deliberately under spending.

Confectionary is an extra form of currency, so by deliberately under spending by no more than 20 Bani will steadily fill their xmas present receptacles, lots of  "Sorry I don't have ..." will produce a steady supply of sweets. leaving more for 'real presents' such as the dreaded 'socks', 'undies' and 'hankies' loved by us all (Nooooooooooo) As well as food stuffs designed to take 2 days to cook and 20 minutes to demolish after serving the 'Gannets' and 'Vultures' that descend for Xmas Dinner.

So dear reader, no rush needed, this secret will be available for a long time yet, the powers that be, don't have a mint to spend at the mint. They have been given away and eaten by customers such as I and umpteen others! (chuckle)

Ps, anybody know where to buy a working mirror in this country? I think mines out of order again. (full moon possibly caused it this time)

 

Coming Tomorrow...    How to Charge For Sunlight Legally!

 

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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

How beautiful Romania is, not the dark place of vampire legends! The gardens look so beautiful... and the snow. I love the snow. I grew up in Northumbria. We always had snow at this time of year. I would love to visit Romania... perhaps when 'things' are sorted out this end.

Thanks for the posts, they cheer me up.

Sabrina x