Sunday, May 18, 2008

Now Easily Translated Woman Speak (Ouch)


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Ok Guys, ever wondered what your better half is actually saying to you, is / was she actually saying anything? Some of your major doubts can now be decoded for peace-of-mind.

Starting with...

We'll talk about this later - Means - You can, but I'm not going to
 then there are these 9 Beauties as well.

Nine other words that women use...

Fine This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

Five Minutes If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more Minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

Nothing This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing Usually end in fine.

Go Ahead This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

Loud Sigh This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

That's Okay This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Thanks  A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

Whatever  Is a women's way of saying F...k you!

Don't worry about it, I got it  Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3...

Others as well, but the hovering rolling pin is censoring the rest for now.

A, B, Catch you later dear reader!


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