Saturday, August 1, 2009

A Daily Quote from Boffins Neuron - 1st to 7th Agust 2009

A Daily Quote from Boffib1157's Neuron to start each day...

Saturday -1st August 2009
Reality is - Realising that 'Computer Error' is a cop-out to cover up another’s mistakes, as Computers are simply, "In-Animate Stupid Machines"

Sunday -2nd August 2009
"The efforts made to find your self by yourself can be so hard that you can bury yourself even deeper inside yourself without being aware that you have done so."

Monday -3rd August 2009
"The change in your heart is far more cost effective than money when it comes to improving another’s life"

Tuesday -4th August 2009
"Reality is - Recognising you can't move on till concerted efforts have been made to tidy the mess in it up first."

Wednesday -5th August 2009
"A Smile and a few words of comfort can easily move a Forest of worries from another’s mind."

Thursday -6th August 2009
"As a fountain of information to those around you, try not to take it with you unshared as you leave this mortal Coil"

Friday -7th August 2009
"Being wise after an event, is a sure sign that progress is being made by you."

Friday, July 24, 2009

A Daily Quote from Boffins Neuron - 25th to 31st July 2009

Sat 25th July 2009
"Reality is - Waking up and realising the World is not just here for you alone."

Sun 26th July 2009
"There is never a bad time to show consideration to others, there is never a good time to inflict your opinion on others."

Mon 27th July 2009
"Friends are strangers we have not met yet, we and they hold the keys to a better life for all - Go, Meet, Befriend."

Tue 28th July 2009
"If you can perfect your paranoia, then you have perfected your awareness."

Wed 29th July 2009
"There is someone special for everyone out there in this Global Village."

Thu 30th July 2009
"Interestingly not only does a frown burn more calories, it also if regularly practiced puts far more weight on you in many ways - But a smile does the opposite and causes greater health and happiness to all it touches."

Fri 31st July 2009
"Reality is - Taking your life off hold, so that the Sun sets in the West rather than in the East."

Monday, July 20, 2009

A Daily Quote from Boffins Neuron - 18th to 24th July 2009

Sat 18th July 1009
"Depth of perception is limited to the Breadth of ones knowledge"

Sun 19th July 1009
"Live in a fantasy and your life will be a delusion."

Mon 20th July 1009
"Nature loves curves, Man loves Geometry, try not to square peoples natures with the latter."

Tue 21st July 1009
"Our interactions with others leaves impressions, try to leave lasting and positive ones only."

Wed 23rd July 1009
"Reality is - Waking up and realising you are not where you could have been in life."

Thu 24th July 1009
"The Wise sleep when they can, the young sleep because thy need to, fools sleep anywhere and anytime."

Fri 25th July 1009
"Time is a man made illusion invented by some control freak somewhere back in history."

Saturday, July 11, 2009

A Daily Quote from Boffins Neuron - 11th to 17th July 2009

A Daily Quote from Boffib1157's Neuron to start each day...

Saturday 11th July 2009
"Reality is - Waking up and realising the World was there all the time waiting for you to join in."

Sunday 12th July 2009
"Religious leaders & Philosophers will always disagree with each other till one of them proves God exists and the other has an ex-directory phone number to prove they are right."

Monday 13th July 2009
"After you have learnt, copied, mimicked, aped, suffered, and reacted to life, how much of the real you is there left?"Tuesday 14th July 2009"Unbiased imagination very often leads to 'Unconquerable' progress that furthers the interests of many rather than a few."

Wednesday 15th July 2009
"Spare a thought and some time for those around us with 'Invisible Injuries' from life - Not just those who have 'Visible Injuries' for a short’ish while."

Thursday 16th July 2009

"A thought provoking quote a day, keeps the cobwebs at bay."

Friday 17th July 2009
"Throw something away and it will be needed, keep what is not and it never is needed till thrown away."

Monday, June 8, 2009

A job well done by Gmail team

Last night in front of my very eyes;

My personal Gmail account was compromised.

Yes, folks it can happen that quickly.

Gmails team swung into action very very quickly on receipt of my report.

Once they received my report it they acted very quickly to sort the problem out.

The whole process from noticing to getting my Gmail account back took exactly 22 minutes.

Thanks Gmail team, well done!

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Doctor - Some health questions on my mind....

HEALTH QUESTIONS

Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it...don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.

Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine. That means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!

Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good!

Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! ..... Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?

Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.

Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO! Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around!

Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.

Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!

Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.

And remember:

'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO, What a Ride!'

AND FINALLY...

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Englishmen and Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Englishmen and Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Englishmen and Americans.

4. The Italians and French drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Englishmen and Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Englishmen and Americans.

6. Algerians have almost no sex and suffer fewer heart attacks than Englishmen and Americans.

7. Brazilians seldom stop having sex and suffer fewer heart attacks than Englishmen and Americans.

CONCLUSION

Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Who Did You Ignore Today Then?


A wonderful collection of anecdotes for you to read, inwardly digest, share and (I trust) put into daily use.

First Lesson - Cleaning Lady.

During my second month of college, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions until I read the last one: 'What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school? Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the cleaning woman several times. She was tall, dark-haired and in her 50's, but how would I know her name?

I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank. Just before class ended, one student asked if the last question would count toward our quiz grade. 'Absolutely,' said the professor. 'In your careers, you will meet many people. All are significant. They deserve your attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say 'hello.'


Second Lesson – Helping Strangers

One night, at 11:30 p.m., an older African American woman was standing on the side of an Alabama highway trying to endure a lashing rainstorm. Her car had broken down and she desperately needed a ride. Soaking wet, she decided to flag down the next car. A young white man stopped to help her; generally unheard of in those conflict-filled 60's... The man took her to safety, helped her get assistance and put her into a taxicab.

She seemed to be in a big hurry, but wrote down his address and thanked him. Seven days went by and a knock came on the man's door. To his surprise, a giant console colour TV was delivered to his home. A special note was attached...

It read: 'Thank you so much for assisting me on the highway the other night. The rain drenched not only my clothes, but also my spirits. Then you came along. Because of you, I was able to make it to my dying husband's bedside just before he passed away ... God bless you for helping me and unselfishly serving others.'

Sincerely; Mrs. Nat King Cole.


Third Lesson - Always remember those who serve.

In the days when an ice cream sundae cost much less, a 10-year-old boy entered a hotel coffee shop and sat at a table. A waitress put a glass of water in front of him. 'How much is an ice cream sundae?' he asked. 'Fifty cents,' replied the waitress.

The little boy pulled his hand out of his pocket and studied the coins in it. “Well, how much is a plain dish of ice cream?” he inquired. By now more people were waiting for a table and the waitress was growing impatient. 'Thirty-five cents,' she brusquely replied.

The little boy again counted his coins. 'I'll have the plain ice cream,' he said. The waitress brought the ice cream, put the bill on the table and walked away. The boy finished the ice cream, paid the cashier and left. When the waitress came back, she began to cry as she wiped down the table. There, placed neatly beside the empty dish, were 2 nickels and 5 pennies... You see, he couldn't have the sundae, because he had to have enough left to leave her a tip.


Fourth Lesson – Life’s obstacles in our path.

In ancient times, a King had a boulder placed on a roadway. Then he hid himself and watched to see if anyone would remove the huge rock. Some of the king's wealthiest merchants and courtiers came by and simply walked around it. Many loudly blamed the King for not keeping the roads clear, but none did anything about getting the stone out of the way.

Then a peasant came along carrying a load of vegetables. Upon approaching the boulder, the peasant laid down his burden and tried to move the stone to the side of the road. After much pushing and straining, he finally succeeded. After the peasant picked up his load of vegetables, he noticed a purse lying in the road where the boulder had been. The purse contained many gold coins and a note from the King indicating that the gold was for the person who removed the boulder from the roadway. The peasant learned what many of us never understand! Every obstacle presents an opportunity to improve our condition.


Fifth Lesson - Giving when it Counts...

Many years ago, when I worked as a volunteer at a hospital, I got to know a little girl named Liz who was suffering from a rare & serious disease. Her only chance of recovery appeared to be a blood transfusion from her 5-year old brother, who had miraculously survived the same disease and had developed the antibodies needed to combat the illness.. The doctor explained the situation to her little brother, and asked the little boy if he would be willing to give his blood to his sister.

I saw him hesitate for only a moment before taking a deep breath and saying, 'Yes I'll do it if it will save her.' As the transfusion progressed, he lay in bed next to his sister and smiled, as we all did, seeing the colour returning to her cheek. Then his face grew pale and his smile faded.

He looked up at the doctor and asked with a trembling voice, 'Will I start to die right away'.
Being young, the little boy had misunderstood the doctor; he thought he was going to have to give his sister all of his blood in order to save her but he had chosen to save her anyway.